cousin

Aisha: why are you home so early?
Trong: he’s sleeping
Aisha: hi coline
Trong: im his cousin
Aisha: oh hi cousin
Trong: hi..

Friday, March 23, 2012 — 1 note

Highlights of simpler times, aka Alan failing at planning and coming to the two best people (01/10/2011)

  • Alan: man, i knew i shoulda made separate events
  • Alan: kp sucks
  • Andrew: i don't think we actually need to do all of them, alan
  • Alan: i need your guys opinion
  • Alan: these things sound fun
  • Trong: you need nothing
  • Andrew: ^
  • Alan: but id like how you guys feel bout em
  • Alan: I NEED YOU TRONG
  • Trong: we feel nothing
  • ...
  • Alan: trong!!!
  • Alan: where are you!!!!!
  • Trong: here
  • Alan: IM BEING NEEDY
  • Andrew: like a girl
  • Alan: ugh
  • Alan: what do i gota do around here to get attention
  • Alan: pms?
  • Trong: earn our respect
  • ...
  • Alan: trong, would have been down for all of these, at least thur and fri?
  • Alan: TRONGGGGGGGG
  • Trong: i was down for one thing
  • Andrew: eating
  • Trong: ^
  • Alan: which is
  • Andrew: eating
  • Alan: yeee boiii
  • Alan: cmon trong
  • Andrew: he wants to eat
  • Trong: what
  • Alan: god damnit!!
  • Andrew: pay attention alan
  • Alan: is that why you didnt wana bowl with us? but you went to eat anyway
  • Trong: i guess you could say that
  • Alan: all this thinkin is makin me hungry
  • Trong: let's go to buffalo wing factory
  • ...and a bonus...
  • ashleymariehayges@mac.com entered the room.:
  • ashleymariehayges@mac.com: Hi
  • Trong: who the hell is that
  • ashleymariehayges@mac.com: Huh?
  • Trong: who are you?
  • ashleymariehayges@mac.com left the room.:
  • Trong: that's right
  • Dana: know any older asian girls?
  • Dana: that
  • Dana: would
  • Dana: sell their ID?
  • Dana: lols
  • Dana: Lls
  • Trong: yor mother
  • Trong: andy's sister
  • Dana: LOL you really think i could pass for being born in 1963
  • Dana: and don't say yes
  • Trong: dude, you could pass for 2100 B.C
  • Dana: f u

Inadequate, I guess

  • Andrew: he's korean
  • Trong: tiny penis confirmed, i guess

Fun Fun Friday

  • Trong: my schedule is looking to be awesome. i might have fridays off... FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERRR
  • Aisha: its friday
  • Trong: NOOOOOOOOO
  • Aisha: lol yes
  • Trong: i can't avoid that joke ever T_T should've never favorited it
  • Aisha: im sorry i was looking at twitter and saw cheryl and chris tweet about it. i thought you are goint to see her at fair oaks mall
  • Trong: if by see her, you mean ask her out on a date, then yes, but i am not going to listen to her music
  • Aisha: mk
  • Trong: dude she's in the 8th grade, that's gross

hugs

  • Aisha: http://letsbeadream.tumblr.com/post/3335334866/the-moment-when-all-you-want-is-a-hug
  • Trong: that moment will never come
  • Aisha: :(
  • Trong: and if it does, i have pillows that will satisfy
  • Aisha: the pillows satify a lot of things dont they

She's out of her mind

  • Andy: aisha ask you about a funeral song?
  • Trong: yeah, i think she told me i should commit suicide
  • Trong: so you can play her favorite song
  • Trong: what a jerk
  • Aisha: ok have a boring funeral

all your fault! now they think i’m an unprofessional pussy

trongable 
  • Andrew: http://davidchun.tumblr.com/
  • Trong: the fuck
  • Trong: the first post
  • Trong: and he asks if i'm gay...
  • Trong: okay
  • Trong: he has to be gay
  • Dana: http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/4265594424_dc1e4858a7.jpg?w=500&h=375
  • Trong: no one cares
  • Dana: YOURE SUCH A LITTLE MOTHERFER
  • Trong: what's a motherfer?
  • Dana: a mother F- er
  • Trong: puahaha
  • Trong: i'm kidding you fool
  • Dana: LOL
  • Dana: F YOU